2. If I don't put on lipstick before 9am
then it's a wash, we'll try again tomorrow.
3. My Friday work leggings will turn
into my Saturday lounge leggings. Period.
4. No matter what they say, cupcakes are not dinner.
5. Unless you're a mom, then dinner is whatever I can eat in fifteen minutes
while hiding in the kitchen.
6. Injuries. As long as it's not broken you can walk it off.
7. If I add a different vegetable it's
no longer considered leftovers.
8. Its baby weight till they're out of
diapers. This. Includes. Pull Ups.
9. I will always say my messy bun is
intentional. Thank God for fashion.
10. Finally, when in doubt give them
apple sauce.
